1 数据虚言，思念实伤
Just as it is here, even if you never come back, even if I’m still waiting, everything abnormal will stop, with you still in your universe, I shall return…See documentation of SCP-CN-2740. - Shizuki
> Break into the night.
[Rod of Repel (1/10) + Sumizome-no-Sakura] Rin unsheathes her wakizashi, Sumizome-no-Sakura. It’s not particularly powerful, since it’s still a katana short of a daishōA daishō is a combination of two swords, typically a katana and a wakizashi, used by samurai in feudal Japan., but it’ll do for the purposes of this attack. “Dare I?” She giggles to herself, spinning a pen in her other hand, before using the wakizashi to breach the wall of the Shadow of Theseus with a single, powerful swing.
The sheer force of the impact sends toxic, corrosive ink everywhere. Rin deflects the ink with her aura of processing power, but the ship is not so lucky. Ink flies everywhere through the interior of the ship. Splashcat’s Dropship and the Regeneration Station take the brunt of the inky spray, with some spillover to the ship itself.
She pulls herself through the breach, using her wakizashi almost like a miniature RoukankenA sword featured in the Touhou Project series of games, used by Youmu Konpaku. According to Youmu, the sword is capable of cutting through almost anything., only with more explosive and inky results.
Rin grins to herself as she charges up an inky blast with her sword. “This is getting fun.”
A massive explosion, accompanied by a corresponding deluge of ink, rocks the Shadow of Theseus. The sword blasts a beam of darkness at Splashcat’s Dropship, tearing a hole through it and rendering it utterly unusable.
> Paint it on the signs.
[Rod of Repel (2/10)] Rin pulls out another secret weapon. She summons... Jesus Christ, is she using SCP-910-JPSee documentation of SCP-910-JP. - Shizuki as a blunt weapon? Jesus Jeff Christ, is that what we’re doing now? “/si/.”
Rin transforms SCP-910-JP into “Slope Form”. The sign contorts, signifying a 15-degree slope ahead and causing the Shadow of Theseus to tilt at a 15-degree angle. The Regeneration Station falls over on its side, still attached to the ground by a couple of wires. She then switches it into “Crossing Form”. The sign transforms again, signifying a railroad crossing ahead and causing a train track to appear and a train to run over the Regeneration Station.Yukari Yakumo would be proud. - Ayami The train derails, leaving a mess in the central chamber of the ship.There will be meat and rice wine for everyone involved. - Ayami
She then smashes the sign into the Regeneration Station with the velocity of a speeding bullet.Sumireko Usami would be proud, too. As would DIO. - Ayami The sign crushes the internal circuitry of the entity, smashing it to pieces, and causes it to explode. Rin shields herself with her pure processing power. When the explosion fades, Rin is nowhere to be seen, and SCP-910-JP is gone.
> Run the execution.
[Rod of Repel (3/10) + Unicoders 13.0] Now cloaked behind ten layers of processing, Rin pulls out a set of two wands, solid white, with the logo of the Unicode Consortium printed on them. These wands, they say, were called down from the heavens themselves by a legendary programmer, chemist and insane person, whose identity will forever remain unknown.None of this is true. - KONEKO With the power of the Unicoders, she reaches into the very fabric of reality, into its code. God drinks Java, they say, but this universe runs on a hodgepodge of C++ and various interpreted languages. Languages that, with the right technique, could be finagled to enable live code editing. Hell, I think I see some Scratch down there, that can just be edited live.
Rin summons all her coding skills. She is not a programmer, but she can draw on the knowledge of her allies as part of the deal. She points to a semicolon, and with a wave of her wands, transforms it into U+037E GREEK QUESTION MARK. Syntax errors propagate through the very fabric of reality, disabling axis-aligned bounding boxAxis-aligned bounding box, or AABB, is a collision detection algorithm that treats objects as their bounding boxes aligned to an orthogonal coordinate system. It is typically a faster method of collision check than oriented bounding box (OBB) or convex hull collision. collision checks and forcing every collision check to operate on convex hulls. The world begins to lag from the sheer load, but Rin has used her dominion over character encoding to transcend the very reality she exists in. Reality slows to a crawl, but Rin is unaffected. Za wārudo, toki yo, tomareAnother JoJo reference. As expected of you, Master. - Ayami, if you will.
Rin holds the Unicode wands in her hands. The oldest trick in the book, but what did it accomplish in terms of the primary objective? She ponders for a moment in stopped time, then sheathes the Unicode wands as she gets another devilish idea.
> Pocket the nineball.
[Rod of Repel (4/10) + 1 CP]
Ah, yes, the nineball! Still within bullet time, Rin reaches into the depths of the universe. She invokes the ElMA Holy Seal ThaumaturgySee documentation of SCP-2955-JP. - Shizuki. Embodiment of Scarlet Devil has been desecrated enough – first Patchouli, then Remilia – but this is a special case! She pulls Cirno through the portal and shards herself into her, gaining control over untold ice powers on the order of 9↑↑↑10.The funny Cirno symbol means that number, apparently. How that works I don’t know. I’m not a googologist. - KONEKO
It’s said that the entirety of Diamond is Unbreakable could have been averted had Okuyasu been more intelligent.Another JoJo reference? Even I think that’s a bit too much. - Ayami The same could be said of Cirno – every hostile force threatening Gensokyo could theoretically be dealt with by an ice blast of sufficient power. It’s only because Cirno is a nineball that she has no idea how to properly use her powers, and that she prefers to use them to freeze frogs.
But now, Rin has access to Cirno’s entire powerset, and the knowledge that it exists. There is only one thing left to do. With a single blast of icy power, she cryogenically freezes the Regeneration Station and smashes the frozen object to pieces, instantly shattering it into trillions of tiny, permanently frozen shards. It’s not long after that Cirno, freed from absoluteness, loses her powers and instantly fucking dies, her original role filled by a random other fairy in the area. The alterations to Embodiment of Scarlet Devil are barely noticed.
2 私の中に生きるモノ
You can then call glUniform4fv to send the heretics to the GPU for further processing.
> Call for the rising star.
[Rod of Repel (5/10)]
Rin grimaces. This isn’t working. There is one thing that is missing from this attack plan, and that’s—
Suddenly, almost as if on cue, a strange machine manifests. A hologram projector, made of the finest nonexistent memories. It whirrs, clicks, and turns on, projecting a message that was never sent.
“Invoke the power of the code never run, my friend.”Who said this? - Ayami
Again, Rin isn’t a programmer. But she is very good at one thing when it comes to programming: bullshitting. And there is no better way to bullshit than to invent a fake programming language.
Rin summons... Jesus fucking Christ.